A
sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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And
God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the
Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday
to be connected.
Spike Milligan |
Are
you going to come quietly, or do I have to wear ear plugs.
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Chopsticks
are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Contraceptives
should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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The Goon Show |
His
vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed
field with weights tied to his scrotum.
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How
long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I
can speak Esperanto like a native.
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I
cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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on depression |
I
have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan |