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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
Scott Adams
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Scott Adams
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Scott Adams
I get mail; therefore I am.
Scott Adams
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Scott Adams
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.
Scott Adams
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Scott Adams
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.
Scott Adams
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams
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Scott Adams - American cartoonist and creator of Dilbert. Born 1957.

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