And
bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious
surfing.
Scott Adams |
Consultants
have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at
your company.
Scott Adams |
Creativity
is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which
ones to keep.
Scott Adams |
Engineers
like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available,
they will create their own problems.
Scott Adams |
I
get mail; therefore I am.
Scott Adams |
I
respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Scott Adams |
If
at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being
a fool about it.
Scott Adams |
If
you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user
to show you how it's done.
Scott Adams |
I'm
slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate
people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary
job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.
Scott Adams |
You
can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams |