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I'll be a careful shot.
Sarah Palin
During phone call in which a Canadian prankster, posing as Nicolas Sarkozy, invited Republican vice-presidential nominee to go hunting by helicopter to kill baby seals, so long as they didn't bring along Vice-President Cheney, November 1, 2008.
Ohh, good, thank you, yes.
Sarah Palin
To Canadian prank phone caller who complimented her on the documentary about her life, Hustler's "Nailin Paylin," actually a porn movie starring a Sarah Palin lookalike, November 1, 2008.
Absolutely not. I think that, if I were to give up and wave a white flag of surrender against some of the political shots that we've taken, that ... that would ... bring this whole ... I'm not doing this for naught.
Sarah Palin
Asked about her plans for 2012 and whether she would disappear from the national political scene if she and John McCain lose in US presidential election, ABC News interview, October 29, 2008.
They're in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom.
Sarah Palin
Getting the US vice president's constitutional role wrong after being asked by a third grader what the vice president does, interview with NBC affiliate KUSA in Colorado, October 21, 2008.
I would hope at least that those protesters have the courage and the honor of thanking our veterans for giving them the right to protest!
Sarah Palin
Confusing supporters at a campaign rally who had shouted "We can't hear you!" and "Louder!", Richmond, Va., October 13, 2008.
I'm very, very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing ... any hint of any kind of unethical activity there. Very pleased to be cleared of any of that.
Sarah Palin
After an Alaska legislative report found she had broken the state's ethics law and abused her power in the Troopergate scandal, in conference call with Alaska reporters, October 12, 2008. A second report released on the eve of US presidental election exonerated her.
We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. ... We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation
Sarah Palin
Speaking at a fundraiser in Greensoboro, N.C., October 16, 2008.
They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.
Sarah Palin
Speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, October 5, 2008.
I may not answer the questions that either the moderator or you want to hear, but I'm going to talk straight to the American people and let them know my track record also.
Sarah Palin
On not answering the questions in the vice presidential debate, St. Louis, Missouri, October 2, 2008.
Well, let's see. There's -- of course -- in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings.
Sarah Palin
Unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, October 1, 2008.
All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years.
Sarah Palin
Unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, October 1, 2008.
I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you.
Sarah Palin
Asked by Katie Couric to cite specific examples of how John McCain has pushed for more regulation in his 26 years in the Senate, CBS News interview, September 24, 2008.
As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border.
Sarah Palin
Explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience for US vice-presidency, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, September 24, 2008.
That's exactly what we're going to do in a Palin and McCain administration.
Sarah Palin
Promoting herself to the top of the ticket in US presidential race, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, September 18, 2008.
I watched with the volume all the way down. I thought it was hilarious. I thought she was spot on. ... It was hilarious. Again, didn't hear a word she said, but the visual, spot on.
Sarah Palin
On Tina Fey's 'Saturday Night Live' skit interview and impression of her on FOX News's 'Hannity & Colmes', September 17, 2008.
The fact is that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac have gotten too big and too expensive to the taxpayers.
Sarah Palin
On the two companies which are in fact private entities, Colorado Springs, CO, September 13, 2008.
They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.
Sarah Palin
On her foreign policy insights into Russia, ABC News interview, September 11, 2008.
Sarah Palin
Mispronouncing the word "nuclear" twice, ABC News interview, September 11, 2008.
Perhaps so.
Sarah Palin
Asked if America may need to go to war with Russia because of the Georgia crisis, ABC News interview, September 11, 2008.
I have not, and I think if you go back in history and if you ask that question of many vice presidents, they may have the same answer that I just gave you.
Sarah Palin
Asked if she had never met a foreign head of state, despite the fact that every US vice-president in the last 32 years had met a foreign head of state prior to taking office, ABC News interview, September 11, 2008.
In what respect, Charlie?
Sarah Palin
Asked if she agreed with the Bush Doctrine, ABC News interview, September 11, 2008.
Let me speak specifically about a credential that I do bring to this table, Charlie, and that's with the energy independence that I've been working on for these years as the governor of this state that produces nearly 20 percent of the U.S. domestic supply of energy.
Sarah Palin
Misstating the amount of energy produced by Alaska, which is only 3.5 percent, September 11, 2008.
You'll be there to defend the innocents from the enemies who planned and carried out and rejoiced in the deaths of thousands of Americans.
Sarah Palin
Linking Iraq war to the 9/11 attacks while addressing U.S. soldiers shipping off to Iraq, Fairbanks, Alaska, September 11, 2008.
I told the Congress, "Thanks, but no thanks," on that Bridge to Nowhere.
Sarah Palin
Speech to Republican National Convention, September 2008. However, she was for the Bridge to Nowhere before she was against it.
Absolutely. Yup, yup.
Sarah Palin
Asked by People magazine if she was ready to be a heartbeat away from the presidency after being chosen to run for vice-presidency, August, 2008.
As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?
Sarah Palin
Her surprise at US presidential candidate John McCain choosing her as vice-presidential running mate, interview with CNBC's 'Kudlow & Co', July 31, 2008.
Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending soldiers out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan.
Sarah Palin
On Iraq war, speaking to students at the Wasilla Assembly of God, June 2008.
I think God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that.
Sarah Palin
On $30 billion national gas pipeline project that she wanted built in Alaska, speaking to students the Wasilla Assembly of God, June 2008.
When I hear a statement like that coming from a woman candidate with any kind of perceived whine about that excess criticism, or maybe a sharper microscope put on her, I think, "Man, that doesn't do us any good, women in politics, or women in general, trying to progress this country."
Sarah Palin
On complaints from Hillary Clinton's campaign about sexist coverage in race for The White House, Spring 2008.
I've been so focused on state government, I haven't really focused much on the war in Iraq.
Sarah Palin
Interview with Alaska Business Monthly, March 2007.
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Sarah Palin: American politician. Born February 11, 1964. Became first woman governor of Alaska in 2006, and first woman to run on the Republican party's presidential ticket as John McCain's running mate in 2008.

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