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Topic: Retirement Quotes - Quotes about
Retirement, Sayings |
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The trouble with retirement is that you never
get a day off.
Abe Lemons
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the
golf course and a nuisance around the house.
Groucho Marx
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces.
Women go right on cooking.
Gail Sheehy
I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles.
Norman Mailer
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Ella Harris
We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and
sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire.
And what do they give us? A bloody clock.
Dave Allen
Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend
time without spending money.
Author Unknown
Life begins at retirement.
Author Unknown
Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials, much to
live on and much to live for.
Author Unknown
Retirement is when you stop living at work and begin working
at living.
Author Unknown
What do gardeners do when they retire?
Bob Monkhouse
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only
half the income.
Chi-Chi Rodriguez
When you get to retirement, you switch bosses - from the one
who hired you to the one who married you.
Gene Perret
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically
a mini-security prison with a golf course.
Joel Warshaw
In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch; it will
keep you awake in the afternoon.
Author Unknown
When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to
retire from the world.
Benjamin Disraeli
The key to a happy retirement is to have enough money to live
on, but not enough to worry about.
Author Unknown
Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and
by bedtime having done only half of it.
Author Unknown
Fishing yesterday, fishing today, fishing tomorrow. I must be
retired.
Author Unknown
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before
the boss does.
Author Unknown |
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