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|The trouble with retirement is that you never
get a day off.
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the
golf course and a nuisance around the house.
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces.
Women go right on cooking.
I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and
sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire.
And what do they give us? A bloody clock.
Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend
time without spending money.
Life begins at retirement.
Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials, much to
live on and much to live for.
Retirement is when you stop living at work and begin working
What do gardeners do when they retire?
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only
half the income.
When you get to retirement, you switch bosses - from the one
who hired you to the one who married you.
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically
a mini-security prison with a golf course.
In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch; it will
keep you awake in the afternoon.
When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to
retire from the world.
The key to a happy retirement is to have enough money to live
on, but not enough to worry about.
Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and
by bedtime having done only half of it.
Fishing yesterday, fishing today, fishing tomorrow. I must be
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before
the boss does.
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