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Topic: Retirement Quotes - Quotes about Retirement, Sayings
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course and a nuisance around the house.
Groucho Marx

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
Gail Sheehy

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles.
Norman Mailer

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Ella Harris

We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.
Dave Allen

Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money.
Author Unknown

Life begins at retirement.
Author Unknown

Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials, much to live on and much to live for.
Author Unknown

Retirement is when you stop living at work and begin working at living.
Author Unknown

What do gardeners do when they retire?
Bob Monkhouse

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Chi-Chi Rodriguez

When you get to retirement, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Gene Perret

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a mini-security prison with a golf course.
Joel Warshaw

In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake in the afternoon.
Author Unknown

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world.
Benjamin Disraeli

The key to a happy retirement is to have enough money to live on, but not enough to worry about.
Author Unknown

Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.
Author Unknown

Fishing yesterday, fishing today, fishing tomorrow. I must be retired.
Author Unknown

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
Author Unknown

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