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Topic: Quotes to Make You Smile - Famous Sayings to Make You Smile
Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!
Author Unknown

They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood

I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!
Author Unknown

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
Mark Twain

As God once said, and I think rightly...
Margaret Thatcher

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Woody Allen

Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree.
Lisa Bryant

If your left leg was Easter, and your right leg was Christmas, would I be able to meet you in between the holidays?
Josh Longden

If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?
Author Unknown

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?
Bart Simpson

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Groucho Marx

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Oscar Wilde

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
Author Unknown

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Author Unknown

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Author Unknown

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Author Unknown

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Author Unknown

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde

Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Oscar Wilde

It’s not that I’m afraid to die I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen

All heiresses are beautiful.
John Dryden

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Laurence J Peter

Humor is like a frog. If you dissect it, it dies.
Mark Twain

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.
Flanders and Swann

The two most beautiful words in the English language are ‘check enclosed’.
Dorothy Parker

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton

Sit down Rodney. Keep your brains warm.
Derek ‘Del boy’ Trotter

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