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Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
Peter Griffin
Family Guy
I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn't matter where everyone is from as long as we're all the same religion.
Peter Griffin
Family Guy
Now kids daddy only drank so that the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
Peter Griffin
Family Guy
[Giving a speech running for school board] This is life. So go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have...my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
Peter Griffin
Family Guy
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
Peter Griffin
Family Guy
Lois Griffin: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter Griffin: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian Griffin: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter Griffin: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian Griffin: That's Street Fighter.
Peter Griffin: Red, blue, green...
Brian Griffin: Those are colors.
Family Guy
Lois Griffin: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian Griffin: What the hell are you talking about?
Family Guy
Peter Griffin: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Family Guy
Peter Griffin: I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy: OH MY GOD!
Peter Griffin: No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
Family Guy
Lois Griffin: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois Griffin: Hehehe...that's me.
Peter Griffin: You dirty hustler.
Lois Griffin: Hehehehe...
Peter Griffin: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois Griffin: Aha, ok I get it...
Peter Griffin: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.
Lois Griffin: Alright, that's enough!
Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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Peter Griffin is central character in American animated television series Family Guy, and head of Griffin family. The series, about fictional family in Rhode Island, was created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999.


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