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Topic: Middle Age Quotes - Quotes about Middle Age, Sayings
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

Middle age is when a man keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
Eli Cass

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work.
Milton Berle

Middle age is when you're met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Harry Hershfield

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope

Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
Georges Clemenceau

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.
Doris Day

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.
Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Middle age is youth without its levity, and age without decay.
Daniel Defoe

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing like a cabbage.
Author Unknown

Setting a good example to your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
William Feather

You can't hide your true colors as you approach the autumn of your life.
Author Unknown

Middle age is that awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Harold Coffin

Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.
Denis Norden

You know you've reached middle age when a doctor, not a policeman, tells you to slow down, all you exercise are your prerogatives and it takes you longer to rest than to get tired.
Author Unknown

Middle age is when your classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Bennett Cerf

In a man's middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities.
E. B. White

I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know?
Barry Cryer

Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.
E. Joseph Crossman

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it.
Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
Author Unknown

Middle age is when it takes you all night to do once what once you used to do all night.
Kenny Everett

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net.
Franklin Adams

You know you're reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
Bob Hope

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Earl Wilson

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
Ronald Reagan

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