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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Mark Twain
Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Mark Twain
An ethical man is a Christian holding four aces.
Mark Twain
An experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.
Mark Twain
Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't.
Mark Twain
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain : American writer. Born 1835. Died 1910.

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