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Lois Griffin: Peter, my God, you look terrible. What happened?
Peter Griffin [slowly]: I was raped.
Lois Griffin [chuckles]: What?
Peter Griffin: Dr. Hartman violated me. He took my innocence.
Lois Griffin [chuckles harder]: W-What?
[Peter whispers in her ear]
Lois Griffin: Peter, that's a prostate exam. It's an important part of a physical for a man your age.
Peter Griffin: YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HIM! [runs off, sobbing]
Lois Griffin: Fucking idiot.
Family Guy
Lois [finding note in Chris's pocket]: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.
Family Guy
Lois Griffin: And you know what? I'm gonna take that chance my father never let me take when I was younger. I'm gonna become a model!
Peter Griffin: Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Chris Griffin: Me too!
Meg Griffin: Me too!
Peter Griffin: Oh! Oh! God! Meg! That's sick! That's your mother!
Meg Griffin [shrugs]: I'm just trying to fit in.
Peter Griffin: Get out! Get out of this house!
[Meg doesn't move. Peter punches wall.]
Peter Griffin: I SAID GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW!
[Meg runs out and Peter closes the door.]
Peter Griffin: That's a good about your modeling, Lois.
Family Guy
Lois Griffin: Peter, why are we stopped?
Peter Griffin: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois Griffin: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter Griffin: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
Family Guy
Bonnie Swanson: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter Griffin: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois Griffin: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter Griffin: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
Family Guy
Lois Griffin: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter Griffin: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian Griffin: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter Griffin: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian Griffin: That's Street Fighter.
Peter Griffin: Red, blue, green...
Brian Griffin: Those are colors.
Family Guy
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Lois Griffin is character in American animated television series Family Guy. The series is about fictional Griffin family in Rhode Island. It was created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999.



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