“I doan’ mine one er two kings, but dat’s enough. Dis one’s powerful drunk, en de duke ain’ much better.”

– Mark Twain

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Chapter 20. Jim complains about the pretend King and Duke getting drunk on the raft and doesn’t want any more royalty coming on board. This is full of irony, as Jim and Huck haven’t actually met any kings, just two liars.