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Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
Lionel Barrymore

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
Fred Allen

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
Walter Winchell

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Groucho Marx

I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.
Andy Warhol

Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
Rex Reed

In Hollywood now when people die they don't say, 'Did he leave a will?' but 'Did he leave a diary?'
Liza Minnelli

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room left for three caraway seeds and an agent's heart.
Fred Allen

Hollywood is like being nowhere and talking to nobody about nothing.
Michelangelo Antonioni

Those who do not study history are forced to get it from Hollywood.
Allen Barra

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood – Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.
Goldie Hawn
The First Wives Club.

We in this industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Groucho Marx

Living in Hollywood is like living in a bowl of granola. What ain't fruits and nuts is flakes.
Author Unknown

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp.
Tom Clancy

The only place you can wake up in the morning and hear the birds coughing in the trees.
Joe Frisco

Hollywood is an asylum run by the inmates.
Laurence Stallings

Never let that son of a bitch in the studio again – until we need him.
Samuel Goldwyn

Working in Hollywood does give one a certain expertise in the field of prostitution.
Jane Fonda

Hollywood is a trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.
Wilson Mizner

Attaining success in Hollywood is like climbing a gigantic mountain of cow flop in order to pluck one perfect rose from the summit. And you find after you've made that hideous ascent – you've lost your sense of smell!
Charles Beaumont

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
Carrie Fisher

Our town worships success, the bitch goddess whose smile hides a taste for blood.
Hedda Hopper

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
Wilson Mizner

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
Dorothy Parker

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlast milk.
Rita Rudner

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