Don't
point that beard at me, it might go off.
Groucho Marx |
From
the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was
convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx
|
Go,
and never darken my towels again.
Groucho Marx |
He
may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let
that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx |
Who
are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?.
Groucho Marx |
Home
is where you hang your head.
Groucho Marx |
I
cannot say that I do not disagree with you.
Groucho Marx |
I
did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were
to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee,
hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction,
at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover.
I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs
would buy it if the price was right.
Groucho Marx |
I
didn't like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances
- the curtains were up.
Groucho Marx |
I
don't know what sort of president he'd make. He talks and talks
and talks. He'd make a helluva wife.
Groucho Marx
On Hubert Hymphrey |