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Don't point that beard at me, it might go off.
Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Groucho Marx
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?.
Groucho Marx
Home is where you hang your head.
Groucho Marx
I cannot say that I do not disagree with you.
Groucho Marx
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
Groucho Marx
I didn't like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances - the curtains were up.
Groucho Marx
I don't know what sort of president he'd make. He talks and talks and talks. He'd make a helluva wife.
Groucho Marx
On Hubert Hymphrey
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Groucho Marx - American film comedian. Born 1895. Died 1977.



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