Acting
is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns |
At
my age flowers scare me.
George Burns |
And
God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything
on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything
on Satan.'
George Burns |
By
the time you are 80, you've learned everything. You only have
to remember it.
George Burns |
First
you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to
pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
George Burns |
I
don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new
exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
George Burns |
Don't
stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns |
Everyday
happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait
to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises.
You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get
out - and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
George Burns |
I
honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you
love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns |