All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad? Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
Alice in Wonderland film, based on Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carroll
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan, Act 1, Lord Darlington
There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.