Stewie Griffin: When the world is mine, your death shall be
quick and painless.
Family Guy |
Meg Griffin: You could kill all the girls who are prettier
than me.
Death: Well that would just leave England.
Family Guy |
Stewie Griffin: Come, ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare
you disobey me!
Family Guy |
Peter Griffin: Now kids daddy only drank so that the Statue
of Liberty would take her clothes off.
Family Guy |
Peter Griffin [giving a speech running for school board]:
This is life. So go and have a ball. Because the world don't
move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you
may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have...my opening statement.
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
Family Guy |
Stewie Griffin: Forecast for tomorrow; a few sprinkles of
genius with a chance of doom!
Family Guy |
Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught
in the window this time.
Family Guy |
Peter Griffin: Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing
I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
Family Guy |
Stewie Griffin: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom!
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma!
Lois Griffin: WHAT!?
Stewie Griffin: Hi. [runs off giggling]
Family Guy |
Chris Griffin: Hey Meg, I'll pay you a dollar a day to smell
my sneakers! [laughs and dances around the living room for about
20 seconds, then suddenly stops] Oh, I peed and pooped.
Family Guy |