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Authors: Eric Cartman Quotes, Famous Eric Cartman Quotes Quotations, Sayings
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Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.
Eric Cartman
I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about 'protectin' the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!
Eric Cartman
Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Eric Cartman
Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight.
[on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan] It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Eric Cartman
Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.
Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
Eric Cartman
Cartman: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass.
Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
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Eric Cartman: Character from South Park, award-winning animated American television show created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.



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