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I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree.
Dana Burnet

I never barked when out of season,
I never bit without a reason,
I ne'er insulted weaker brother,
Nor wronged by force or fraud another.
We brutes are placed a rank below;
Happy for man could he say so.
Robert Burns

Many years ago when an adored dog died, a great friend, a bishop, said to me, "You must always remember that, as far as the Bible is concerned, God only threw the humans out of Paradise."
Bruce Foyle

The dog is a religious animal. In his savage state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters. These are his gods to whom he appeals at night with long-drawn howls.
Anatole France

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
Jack Handey

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein

He is my other eyes that can see above the clouds; my other ears that hear above the winds. He is the part of me that can reach out into the sea. He has told me a thousand times over that I am his reason for being; by the way he rests against my leg; by the way he thumps his tail at my smallest smile; by the way he shows his hurt when I leave without taking him. (I think it makes him sick with worry when he is not along to care for me.) When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am happy, he is joy unbounded. When I am a fool, he ignores it. When I succeed, he brags. Without him, I am only another man. With him, I am all-powerful. He is loyalty itself. He has taught me the meaning of devotion. With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant. His head on my knee can heal my human hurts. His presence by my side is protection against my fears of dark and unknown things. He has promised to wait for me . . . whenever . . . wherever - in case I need him. And I expect I will - as I always have. He is just my dog.
Gene Hill

I look into your great brown eyes,
Where love and loyal homage shine,
And wonder where the difference lies
Between your soul and mine!
Josiah G. Holland

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
Washington Irving

If dogs talked, one of them would be president by now. Everybody likes dogs.
Dean Koontz

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
Maurice Maeterlinck

Man is a dog's ideal of what God should be.
Andre Mairaux

Dogs operate on the premise that human beings are fragile and require incessant affection and reassurance. The random lick of the hand and the furry chin draped over the instep are calculated to let the shaky owner know a friend is nearby.
Mary McGrory

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
Henry Louis Mencken

Living with a dog is messy - like living with an idealist.
Henry Louis Mencken

Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound.
Thomas Moore

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Christopher Darlington Morley

The dog is man's best friend.
He has a tail on one end.
Up in front he has teeth.
And four legs underneath.
Ogden Nash

The world was conquered through the understanding of dogs; the world exists through the understanding of dogs.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart.
Dorothy Hinshaw Patent

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
John Peers

The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.
Winston Pendelton

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
Alexander Pope

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
Eleanor H. Porter

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
Gilda Radner

Women are like dogs really. They love like dogs, a little insistently. And they like to fetch and carry and come back wistfully after hard words, and learn rather easily to carry a basket.
Mary Roberts Rinehart

No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.
Will Rogers

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita Rudner

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