On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Cartoon by Peter Steiner
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get
along with them as we do with people.
Karel Capek
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
Author unknown
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity
of dogs.
Aldous Huxley
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Edward Abbey
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than
you love yourself.
Josh Billings
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will
ignore him.
Dereke Bruce
If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship,
buy a dog.
Julia Burchill
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't
got the guts to bite people themselves.
August Strindberg
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of
yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but
he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler
It's a rough-haired canary.
Mrs. Pat Campbell
To a customs officer who found her pet
Pekinese smuggled in her muff.
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the
wag of his tail.
Josh Billings
Life is a series of dogs.
George Carlin
When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being
with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it's because they
adore your bed.
Alisha Everett
It is well to love even a dog when you have the opportunity,
for fear you should find nothing else worth loving.
Louise Honorine de Choiseul
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Phyllis Diller
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to
99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
Joe Weinstein
I named my dog 'Stay' . . . so I can say "Come here,
Stay. Come here, Stay."
Steven Wright
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
Author unknown
Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.
Terry Pratchett
A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel.
Portuguese Proverb
Anybody who hates dogs and children can't be all bad.
Leo Rosten
From a testimonial speech about W. C.
Fields.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog,
and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and
a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read
the book, I might have a little fun!
Groucho Marx
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Elizabeth Taylor
Dogs have so many friends because they wag their tails, not
their tongues.
Proverb
Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice
the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.
Albert Payson Terhune
A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty,
as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does,
in a general way, prefer a woman to a man.
Frances Thompson
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of
amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think
humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
James Thurber
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably
still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M. Schulz
Snoopy, Peanuts.
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