On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Cartoon by Peter Steiner
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get
along with them as we do with people.
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than
you love yourself.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will
If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship,
buy a dog.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't
got the guts to bite people themselves.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of
yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but
he will make a fool of himself too.
It's a rough-haired canary.
Mrs. Pat Campbell
To a customs officer who found her pet
Pekinese smuggled in her muff.
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the
wag of his tail.
Life is a series of dogs.
When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being
with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it's because they
adore your bed.
It is well to love even a dog when you have the opportunity,
for fear you should find nothing else worth loving.
Louise Honorine de Choiseul
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to
99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
I named my dog 'Stay' . . . so I can say "Come here,
Stay. Come here, Stay."
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.
A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel.
Anybody who hates dogs and children can't be all bad.
From a testimonial speech about W. C.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog,
and ready money.
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and
a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read
the book, I might have a little fun!
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Dogs have so many friends because they wag their tails, not
Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice
the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.
Albert Payson Terhune
A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty,
as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does,
in a general way, prefer a woman to a man.
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of
amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think
humans are nuts.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably
still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M. Schulz