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Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.
David Brent
Remember the 3 golden rules:
1. It was like that when I got here.
2. I didn't do it.
3. (To your Boss) I like your style.
David Brent
Set out to leave the first vapour trail in the blue-sky scenario.
David Brent
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a LOSER!
David Brent
Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination.
David Brent
The office is like an army, and I'm the field general. You're my foot soldiers and customer quality is the WAR!!!
David Brent
There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
David Brent
There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
David Brent
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
David Brent
What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in winter time he's got something to eat and he won't die. So, collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts.
David Brent
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David Brent: Star of The Office BBC TV show, written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.

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