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Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.
David Brent
A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else's?
David Brent
Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
David Brent
You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.
David Brent
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
David Brent
If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
David Brent
If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
David Brent
If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
David Brent
If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.
David Brent
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
David Brent
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David Brent: Star of The Office BBC TV show, written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.

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