My world does not end with these four walls. Slough’s a big place, and when I’m finished with Slough, there’s Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell, you know, I’ve got Didcot, Yateley. Winnersh. Taplow, you know? Because I am my own boss, I can – Burfield – I can wake up one morning and go, “Oh, I don’t feel like working today, can I just stay in bed?”

– Ricky Gervais

As David Brent, in The Office (UK).