Who printed this out for Joan? Well I’m angry. And not because I’m in it, but because it degrades women which I hate. And the culprit, whoever it is, is in this room. Or she. It could be a woman. Women are as filthy as men. Naming no names – I don’t know any – but women are dirty.

– Ricky Gervais

As David Brent, in The Office (UK).