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Don't mourn for me now
Don't mourn for me never
I'm going to do nothing
For ever and ever.
Dave Allen
Stating the words he wanted inscribed on his tombstone, quoted in God's Own Comedian by Gus Smith
I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realise it's me.
Dave Allen
If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised.
Dave Allen
If John Major was drowning, his whole life would pass in front of him and he wouldn't be in it.
Dave Allen
The Gestapo in drag.
Dave Allen
Referring to the nuns who educated him
Dave Allen - Irish comedian. Born 1936..

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