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Dave Allen Quotes, Famous Dave Allen Quotes Quotations Sayings |
Don't
mourn for me now
Don't mourn for me never
I'm going to do nothing
For ever and ever.
Dave Allen
Stating the words he wanted inscribed on his
tombstone, quoted in God's Own Comedian by Gus Smith |
I
still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in
a mirror and see an old bastard and I realise it's me.
Dave Allen |
If
I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised.
Dave Allen |
If
John Major was drowning, his whole life would pass in front
of him and he wouldn't be in it.
Dave Allen |
The
Gestapo in drag.
Dave Allen
Referring to the nuns who educated him |
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Dave
Allen - Irish comedian. Born 1936.. |
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