Charlie Brown: It says here that the force of gravitation is 13% less than it was 14.5 billion years ago.
Lucy van Pelt: Whose fault is that?
Charlie Brown: Fault? It’s nobody’s fault!
Lucy van Pelt: What do you mean nobody’s fault! It has to be somebody’s fault! Somebody’s got to take the blame! Find a scapegoat!

Charles M. Schulz