In termes hadde he caas and doomes alle
That from the tyme of kyng William were falle.
Therto he koude endite and make a thyng,
Ther koude no wight pynche at his writyng;
And every statut koude he pleyn by rote.

– Geoffrey Chaucer

The Canterbury Tales, General Prologue. The Man of Law has a record of every legal case and decision since King William’s time. He can compose and draw up a legal document that no one can find a flaw in. And he knows every statue completely by heart. Definitely the person to go to if you find yourself in a legal pinch.