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California Quotes 1 - 2
Let's drink to California, way out by the sea,
Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass,
Made a horse's ass of me.
Drinking Toast

You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.
Mort Sahl

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen

California is a place where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
Walter Winchell

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle

When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states.
Will Rogers

The world's most celebrated suburb of nowhere. (Los Angeles)
Time magazine - 4 July 1977

This is California. Blondes are like the state flower or something.
Ian Ziering
As Steve Sanders in TV show Beverly Hills 90210.

It is the land of perpetual pubescence, where cultural lag is mistaken for renaissance.
Ashley Montagu
About California.

California, that advance post of our civilization, with its huge aircraft factories, TV and film studios, automobile way of life... its flavourless cosmopolitanism, its charlatan philosophies and religions, its lack of anything old and well-tried rooted in tradition and character.
J. B. Priestley

In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist.
Truman Capote

In Los Angeles everyone has perfect teeth. It's crocodile land.
Gwyneth Paltrow

The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in California: when you find a fault, don't dwell on it.
Jay Trachman

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
David Letterman

Adultery – which is the only grounds for divorce in New York – is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.
Allan Sherman

If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
Groucho Marx

L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where darkness never comes, like a deal that never goes down, a meeting that's never taken. The city of angels: where every cockroach has a screenplay and even the winos wear roller skates. It's that kind of town.
Ian Shoales

Beverly Hills is so exclusive that even the police have an unlisted number.
Morey Amsterdam

If a tidal wave hits LA, just grab a fake boob for safety.
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft
Mary Schmich

One day if I do go to heaven, I'll look around and say, ‘It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.’
Herb Caen

San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of remarkable beauty.
Rudyard Kipling

San Francisco is perhaps the most European of all American cities
Cecil Beaton

There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.
Ashleigh Brilliant

The final story, the final chapter of western man, I believe, lies in Los Angeles.
Phil Ochs

In California, they don't throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows.
Woody Allen

I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.
Andy Warhol

California: bordering always on the Pacific and sometimes on the ridiculous. So, why do I live here? Because the sun goes down a block from my house.
George Carlin

It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.
Truman Capote

California is a queer place - in a way, it has turned its back on the world, and looks into the void Pacific.... It's sort of crazy-sensible. Just the moment: hardly as far ahead as carpe diem.
D. H. Lawrence

There is always something so delightfully real about what is phony here. And something so phony about what is real. A sort of disreputable senility.
Noel Coward

California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see,
But believe it or not, you won't find it so hot
If you ain't got the do re mi.
Woody Guthrie

This is the California that men dreamed of years ago, this is the Pacific that Balboa looked at from the Peak of Darien, this is the face of the earth as the Creator intended it to look.
Henry Miller
Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymus Bosch.
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