|But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!
Da Ali G Show - speaking with Jenny Noel
from Great Expectations Dating Agency
|My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won't
be any around here?
Da Ali G Show - speaking to estate agent
Throw the Jew down the well,
So my country can be free,
You must grab him by the horns,
Then we have a big party.
Da Ali G Show - Chorus of a song 'In
My Country There is a Problem', performed by Borat in country-western
bar in Tucson, Arizona, where most of patrons sang along to
it with gusto
|I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to
the lizards. And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every
man, woman and child in Iraq.
Da Ali G Show - to crowd at American rodeo
in Roanoke, Virginia, after telling them he supported the US
war on terrorism, and before singing a garbled version of 'The
Star-Spangled Banner' - he had to be hustled out to prevent
violence when crowd turned nasty