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Never fight with an ugly person - they have nothing to lose!
Author Unknown

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.
Maya Angelou

I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me.
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Make sure you catch me from my good side (Pick one!)
Britney Spears
From song, Kill the Lights.

Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.
Serge Gainsbourg

Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow!
Author Unknown

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Groucho Marx

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W.C. Fields

It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln

I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you.
Author Unknown

Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.
Serge Gainsbourg

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde

Lady Astor: Winston, you are drunk.
Winston Churchill: Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober.

What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
Author Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Arthur McAuliff

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.
Marilyn Monroe

I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me!
Author Unknown

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