George Galloway [taunting Michael Barrymore]: Poor me, poor
me
pour me a drink.
Celebrity Big Brother |
Emma Greenwood: When you delete a phone number from your phone,
where does it go?
Big Brother |
Pete Burns: Rula Lenska thinks I'm gross, vulgar, trashy and
that my mouth's filthy. And that my clothes are exhibitionistic.
I just think she's read me completely wrong.
Celebrity Big Brother |
Craig Coates: I make you tea, I make your food, I do your
feet. I am the bitch, I am the skivvy, I am the submissive,
I am the slave!
Big Brother |
Kemal Shahin: I may wear stilettos, but I still have balls.
Big Brother |
Science [aka Kieron Harvey]: Tweedledum! Tweedledee! And Tweedletwat!
Big Brother |
Vanessa Feltz [using blackboard to write about her day]:DISTRAUGHT
DISCONSOLATE
CRIPPLED
FRAUGHT
AMBUSHED
LAMPOONED
Celebrity Big Brother |
Cameron Stout [on Lisa's Breathlessness]: I'll put me own
thumb over her wind pipe.
Big Brother |
Spencer Smith: I don't lead a complex life, all I want is
fags.
Big Brother |
John McCririck [making his point in Diary Room]: Give me my
Diet Cokes! I'm entitled to them! It's entitlement! Look at
you, putting out that tomato juice. Who do you think you are?
Celebrity Big Brother |