Jade Goody: I was a skinny bird when I came in here but now
my clothes are too thin for me.
Big Brother |
Makosi Musambasi: My mother was one of 50 children.
Science [aka Kieron Harvey]: Your granddaddy was a pimp.
Big Brother |
Maxwell Trotter Ward: When you wake up in the morning and
the first thing you hear is some bloke saying 'oh god where
have I put my stilettos?' you know you're in a nuthouse.
Big Brother |
Victor Ebuwa: Dan sits on more fences than Worzel Gummidge.
Big Brother |
Victor Ebuwa: In Medieval times, I would have been called
Sir Hump-a-lot.
Big Brother |
Jade Goody [about Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty]: She makes
me feel sick. She makes my skin crawl.
Celebrity Big Brother |
Jade Goody [to Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty]: Your head's
so far up your arse you can smell your own shit.
Celebrity Big Brother |
Shilpa Shetty [to her tormentor Jade Goody]: You know what?
Your claim to fame is this, so good for you.
Celebrity Big Brother |
Danielle Lloyd [about Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty]: They
eat with their hands in India, don't they - or is that China?
You don't know where her hands have been.
Celebrity Big Brother |
Chantelle Houghton: What's a gynaecologist?
Celebrity Big Brother |