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|The only difference between a good shot and a
bad shot is if it goes in or not.
When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the
floor before I do.
You don't play against opponents. You play against the game
Scoring 100 points is a lot, but... I maybe could have scored
140 if they had played straight-up basketball.
The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed
to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play Drop the Handkerchief.
These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make
you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they
definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make
you have shoes like me. That's it.
From a commercial for basketball shoes.
I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past
five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
Sometimes you're the pigeon, and sometimes you're the statue.
What is so fascinating about a group of pituitary cases trying
to stuff the ball through a hoop?
I liked the choreography, but I didn't care for the costumes.
On why he never considered playing basketball.
My life had no meaning at all. I found only brief interludes
of satisfaction. It was like my whole life had been about my
whole basketball career.
When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just
had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us
who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who
ran into the trees were on the football team.
When it's played the way is spozed to be played, basketball
happens in the air; flying, floating, elevated above the floor,
levitating the way oppressed peoples of this earth imagine themselves
in their dreams.
John Edgar Wideman
We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all
our games are played indoors.
Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for
people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the
giraffes to the zoo.
We're shooting 100 percent. 60 percent from the field and 40
percent from the free-throw line.
I'll always be Number 1 to myself!
You can run a lot of plays when your X is twice as big as the
other guys' O. It makes your X's and O's pretty good.
The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your
opponent believe that you might block every shot.
I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing
there with their hands in the air.
On zone defense.
If you don't do what's best for your body, you're the one who
comes up on the short end.
There are only two options regarding commitment. You're either
IN or you're OUT. There is no such thing as life in-between.
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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