There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven’t had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. – Will Rogers
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can’t read. If they could read their stuff, they’d stop writing. – Will Rogers