Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. – Will Rogers
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it. – Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. – Will Rogers
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. – Will Rogers
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. ‘Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that’s mass production. – Will Rogers
Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. – Will Rogers
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur. – Will Rogers
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them. – Will Rogers
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you. – Will Rogers
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep. – Will Rogers
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. – Will Rogers