Walter Winchell Quotes

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

– Walter Winchell

Broadway is a main artery of New York life – the hardened artery.

– Walter Winchell

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.

– Walter Winchell

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

– Walter Winchell

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

– Walter Winchell

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

– Walter Winchell

She’s been on more laps than a napkin.

– Walter Winchell

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

– Walter Winchell

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

– Walter Winchell

I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.

– Walter Winchell

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

– Walter Winchell

Today’s gossip is tomorrow’s headline.

– Walter Winchell

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

– Walter Winchell

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

– Walter Winchell

Nothing recedes like success.

– Walter Winchell

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

– Walter Winchell

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

– Walter Winchell

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

– Walter Winchell

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother – and the public.

– Walter Winchell