I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible… and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. – Victor Borge
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge
I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year. – Victor Borge
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. – Victor Borge