If Trump is gone before I wake,
I pray the lord the news ain’t fake!
*Breaking News!* – Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled “just in case”.
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
It feels like what I’d imagine it feels like in a war zone – without the sound of bombs and firearms going off. It’s something only ever seen in Hollywood. Some of the most experienced and “hardy” ICU nurses are collapsing in the corridors crying.
– British Nurse