Black people dance well because we start early – there’s music being played everywhere. White people? They don’t start dancing until they get to college, and by then, it’s too late; the bottom don’t move with the top no matter how hard they try. – Tracy Morgan
We need to learn to laugh at ourselves because when you don’t laugh, you cry. And I don’t feel like crying. – Tracy Morgan
It’s like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. – Tracy Morgan
Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. You have to see how you’re carrying yourself because there’s a little girl. There’s not a little boy, there’s a little girl. I think I’m a little more overprotective. – Tracy Morgan
The version of me you see on TV now and in my feature films is a pretty happy guy, isn’t he? – Tracy Morgan
Most people don’t know what’s happening around them because they’re just speeding through life. And before they know it, they’re just old. So I just try to slow it down. – Tracy Morgan
I think it’s good that I get scared because, if you never get scared, you don’t have any need for guts. – Tracy Morgan
If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place. – Tracy Morgan
Ladies are honest. They’re my motivation. They know what’s funny, and the dudes just follow. – Tracy Morgan
I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am – just working. – Tracy Morgan
I had a great time working on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ It was one of the important times in my life. – Tracy Morgan
Yeah, race exists. Racism is still here, and it’s doing well. Turn on the news. I don’t think me and my comedy can really change that. – Tracy Morgan
If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it’s contemporary wit, you know what I’m saying? – Tracy Morgan
Whenever I perform, people get me because I’m talking about things that people can identify with and relate to. I’m not just up there doing jokey, jokey, joke. – Tracy Morgan
It gets scary when you’re dealing with people who don’t know how to separate fact from fiction. – Tracy Morgan
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it. – Tracy Morgan
If you can survive ‘Saturday Night Live,’ then you’re good as far as show business is concerned. – Tracy Morgan
I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy – laughter is universal, and I don’t differentiate between people at all. Why should I? People are people. There’s no reason why one person can’t relate to any other person on this planet in some way or another. – Tracy Morgan
If you can get your life down to one minute at a time, you don’t miss anything. You have total abundance of information and material. – Tracy Morgan
Even when I’m sitting up in this glass castle, I still got my street soldiers telling me what’s happening. – Tracy Morgan