They say I spend too much money, so they take it and put it away for me. What do I spend it on? Oh, old records and presents and things. – Tiny Tim
If the cap ain’t on my Crest, if it’s squeezed from the middle and not the bottom, there’s a problem. – Tiny Tim
As long as my voice is here, and there is a Holiday Inn waiting for me, then everything’s just swell. – Tiny Tim
Whenever I sang, I said to myself, ‘Maybe tonight.’ I would never let down, no matter how few people were listening. – Tiny Tim
As long as those pretty girls notice me, I don’t care if they say, ‘Ghastly, horrible’… I live for the beautiful angels. – Tiny Tim
It was not easy to go into a subway in 1955 at eight o’clock in the morning smelling nice and hanging on the rails with white make-up. I could see people nudging each other saying, ‘What is that?’ – Tiny Tim
I remember in ’37 when trolley cars were so big in New York. It was five cents for a ride… There used to be open-air buses, and you could go up a spiral staircase and sit up on top. Those were great, great days. – Tiny Tim