I love hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations with myself. – Oscar Wilde The Remarkable Rocket
Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do. – Oscar Wilde The Remarkable Rocket
I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time, and prevents arguments. – Oscar Wilde The Remarkable Rocket
He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. – Oscar Wilde The Remarkable Rocket
‘The King’s garden is not the world, you foolish squib,’ said a big Roman Candle; ‘the world is an enormous place, and it would take you three days to see it thoroughly.’ – Oscar Wilde The Remarkable Rocket
‘What is a sensitive person?’ said the Cracker to the Roman Candle. ‘A person who, because he has corns himself, always treads on other people’s toes,’ answered the Roman Candle. – Oscar Wilde The Remarkable Rocket
As for domesticity, it ages one rapidly, and distracts one’s mind from higher things. – Oscar Wilde The Remarkable Rocket
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. – Oscar Wilde The Remarkable Rocket
The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated. – Oscar Wilde The Remarkable Rocket
But love is not fashionable any more, the poets killed it. They wrote so much about it that nobody believed them. – Oscar Wilde The Remarkable Rocket
Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions. – Oscar Wilde The Remarkable Rocket
