I’d be delighted to offer any advice I have on understanding women. When I have some, I’ll let you know.
– Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
Scotty: When are you going to get off that milk diet, lad?
Chekov: This is vodka.
Scotty: Where I come from, that’s soda pop. This is a drink for a man.
Chekov: It was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad.