I will do any thing ere I will be married to a sponge. – William Shakespeare The Merchant of Venice, Act 1, Scene 2.
If I be served such another trick, I’ll have my brains ta’en out and buttered, and give them to a dog for a New Year’s gift. – William Shakespeare The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 3, Scene 5.
A king of boy, a little scrubbed boy, a prating boy! – William Shakespeare The Merchant of Venice, Act 5, Scene 1.
I had rather be set quick i’ th’earth, And bowled to death with turnips! – William Shakespeare The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 3, Scene 4.
Goodly Lord, what a wit-snapper you are! – William Shakespeare The Merchant of Venice, Act 3, Scene 5.
A gentle riddance, – draw the curtains, go. – William Shakespeare The Merchant of Venice, Act 2, Scene 7.
Beg that thou may’st have leave to hang thyself. – William Shakespeare The Merchant of Venice, Act 4, Scene 1.
What would’st thou have, boor? What, thick-skin? speak, breathe, discuss; brief, short, quick, snap. – William Shakespeare The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 4, Scene 5.
Vile worm, thou wast o’erlooked even in thy birth. – William Shakespeare The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 5, Scene 5.
Given to fornications, and to tavern, and sack, and wine, and metheglins, and to drinkings, and swearings, and starlings, pribbles and prabbles. – William Shakespeare The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 5, Scene 5.
Hath the fellow any wit that told you this? – William Shakespeare Much Ado About Nothing, Act 1, Scene 2.
You witch, you rag, you baggage, you polecat, you runnion! – William Shakespeare The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 4, Scene 2.
My cousin’s a fool, and thou art another. – William Shakespeare Much Ado About Nothing, Act 3, Scene 4.
Why, this is lunatics; this is mad as a mad dog. – William Shakespeare The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 4, Scene 2.
Let me see his eyes, That when I see another man like him I may avoid him. – William Shakespeare Much Ado About Nothing, Act 5, Scene 1.
You have such a February face, So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness. – William Shakespeare Much Ado About Nothing, Act 5, Scene 4.
They are like to gnats Which make a sound, but killed are wondered at. – William Shakespeare Pericles, Act 2, Scene 3.