I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Sally Brown.
When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Sally Brown.
Wake up, Santa Claus came last night and he didn’t leave you anything!…April fool! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Sally Brown bursting into Charlie Brown’s room.
Light travels at a speed of 186,000 miles per second…So why are the afternoons so long? – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Sally Brown in school report.
Charlie Brown: School starts Monday. Sally Brown: Not for me! Charlie Brown: What do you mean, not for you? Sally Brown: I went last year! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Sally Brown: It’s the big kids who get everything! They push you out of line at the show…They grab all the cake and ice cream at parties… Linus van Pelt: I guess that’s just the way life is… Snoopy: In the animal kingdom, we call it, ‘survival of the fattest’! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
There are seven continents: Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, North America, South America, and Aunt Arctica. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Sally Brown in school report.
Charlie Brown: I just remembered. Aren’t we supposed to leave something under the Christmas tree for Santa Claus? Sally Brown: How about this frozen broccoli? – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
My name is Sally Brown and I hate school. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts. Sally Brown to one of her teachers, who immediately bursts into tears.
The largest dinosaur that ever lived was the Bronchitis. It soon became extinct. It coughed a lot. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Sally Brown in school report.
