Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. – Robert Byrne
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. – Robert Byrne
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. – Robert Byrne
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. – Robert Byrne
Byrne’s Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses. – Robert Byrne