The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking. – Robert Anton Wilson
An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave. – Robert Anton Wilson
You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can’t stop me… It’s called senility. – Robert Anton Wilson
It’s only possible to see people when one is able to see the world as others see it. – Robert Anton Wilson
I’m not an anarchist any longer, because I’ve concluded that anarchism is an impractical ideal. – Robert Anton Wilson
Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul. – Robert Anton Wilson
My goal is to try to get people into a state of generalized agnosticism, not about God alone, but agnosticism about everything. – Robert Anton Wilson
Nobody sees the obvious, nobody observes the ordinary. There are more miracles in a square yard of earth than in all the fables of the Church. – Robert Anton Wilson
Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren’t even mammals. – Robert Anton Wilson
Everyone look around and see if you can spot the NARCS. They’re the ones who look like hippies. – Robert Anton Wilson
I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there’s no rational life here. – Robert Anton Wilson
Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood and sweat. – Robert Anton Wilson
Once something becomes discernible, or understandable, we no longer need to repeat it. We can destroy it. – Robert Anton Wilson
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt… Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves. – Robert Anton Wilson
All phenomena are real in some sense, unreal in some sense, meaningless in some sense, real and meaningless in some sense, unreal and meaningless in some sense, and real and unreal and meaningless in some sense. – Robert Anton Wilson