You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won’t be prepared for the great one. – Red Barber
Whenever you have a tight situation and there’s a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it. – Red Barber
When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn’t see ball players with curling irons. – Red Barber
