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Some days I taste like an inferior brand!
– Charles M. Schulz
More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.
I’m intrigued by this view you have on the purpose of life, Charlie Brown. You say we’re put on this earth to make others happy?…What are the others put here for?
My life is like a messy coloring book.
Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.
Sally Brown: It’s the big kids who get everything! They push you out of line at the show…They grab all the cake and ice cream at parties… Linus van Pelt: I guess that’s just the way life is… Snoopy: In the animal kingdom, we call it, ‘survival of the fattest’!
These five fingers: individually they’re nothing, but when I curl them together like this into a single unit, they form a weapon that is terrible to behold!
Schroeder: I have a feeling that this is going to be a good year. Lucy van Pelt: What makes you think so? Schroeder: I don’t know… It just has all the appearances of a good year. Lucy van Pelt: Have you looked in all the corners?
Patty: I’ll be the good guy. Shermy: I’ll be the bad guy. Patty: What are you going to be, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: I’ll be sort of in-between; I’ll be a hypocrite.
I’ve learned all I need to know to live under a bed.
Next time I’ll bite her on the leg.
The largest dinosaur that ever lived was the Bronchitis. It soon became extinct. It coughed a lot.
My mind reels with sarcastic replies.
I’m not your Sweet Babboo!
My Sweet Babboo!
I keep wondering if Mom’s planning to have more children. Lately she’s been referring to me as ‘Volume One.’
Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it’s getting too dangerous!
To me, the ugliest sight in the world is an empty dog dish!
Kiss her you blockhead.
I don’t think I should go to school anymore. Instead of getting smarter, I’m getting dumber every day. I figure in about one more month I’ll bottom out.
I hate myself for not having enough nerve to talk to her! Well, that’s not exactly true…I hate myself for a lot of other reasons too.
Beauty Tips – How to Look Younger…Don’t be born so soon.
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people…religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!
I was a victim of false doctrine.
I love mankind. It’s people I can’t stand.
– Charles M. Schultz
Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?
– Charles M. Schulz
Do they still make wooden Christmas trees?
Aunt Marion was right…Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
There’s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
The way I see it, it doesn’t matter what you believe just so you’re sincere.