These five fingers: individually they’re nothing, but when I curl them together like this into a single unit, they form a weapon that is terrible to behold! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.
Schroeder: I have a feeling that this is going to be a good year. Lucy van Pelt: What makes you think so? Schroeder: I don’t know… It just has all the appearances of a good year. Lucy van Pelt: Have you looked in all the corners? – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Patty: I’ll be the good guy. Shermy: I’ll be the bad guy. Patty: What are you going to be, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: I’ll be sort of in-between; I’ll be a hypocrite. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Lucy van Pelt: Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog… Snoopy: You play with the cards you’re dealt…Whatever that means. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Has It Ever Occurred to You That You Might Be Wrong. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Snoopy’s title for book on theology.
There are seven continents: Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, North America, South America, and Aunt Arctica. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Sally Brown in school report.
This guy can’t hit it! He swings like my grandmother! Sorry, Grandma…it was just an expression. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.
I could run the whole world right here from under my bed! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Rerun van Pelt.
I keep wondering if Mom’s planning to have more children. Lately she’s been referring to me as ‘Volume One.’ – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.
Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it’s getting too dangerous! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.
I don’t think I should go to school anymore. Instead of getting smarter, I’m getting dumber every day. I figure in about one more month I’ll bottom out. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Rerun van Pelt.
I hate myself for not having enough nerve to talk to her! Well, that’s not exactly true…I hate myself for a lot of other reasons too. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Charlie Brown.
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people…religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.
The largest dinosaur that ever lived was the Bronchitis. It soon became extinct. It coughed a lot. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Sally Brown in school report.
Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it? – Charles M. Schulz A Charlie Brown Christmas, animated TV movie, based on Peanuts comic strip. Charlie Brown speaking.
Aunt Marion was right…Never marry a musician, and never answer the door. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Charlie Brown.
There’s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.
The way I see it, it doesn’t matter what you believe just so you’re sincere. – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.