Woman: Do you believe in love at first sight? Mae West: I don’t know but it saves an awful lot of time. – Mae West Night After Night
Woman: Chemistry’s a wonderful thing. Mae West: I’ll say it is, but I know a couple of druggists that never made a dime ’til Prohibition. – Mae West Night After Night
Woman: Goodness, what beautiful diamonds! Mae West: Goodness had nothing to do with it. – Mae West Night After Night
