I don’t make political statements; let’s all have a laugh. Let’s all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it. – Mark Roberts
I’m making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you do it in the right way, people laugh. – Mark Roberts
I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked. – Mark Roberts
The Full Monty, ah, it’s superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England. – Mark Roberts
I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can’t let things out of the bag, so to speak. – Mark Roberts
I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don’t need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me. – Mark Roberts
I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn’t. It’s surprising. – Mark Roberts
One of my favorites is ‘The Sound of Music’. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up. – Mark Roberts
The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It’s unbelievable. – Mark Roberts
In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them, and there are so many TV programs that show nudity on a regular basis. It’s becoming more of a norm. – Mark Roberts
I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana’s funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet. – Mark Roberts
Nudity, in the right way, can enhance a film or a TV program or a TV commercial. If it’s done tastefully it can make it more of an interesting product. – Mark Roberts
When I’m in bars or clubs, it gets to the point where I feel I’m obliged to streak. It’s not a problem. – Mark Roberts