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And now they are getting married, and I’m still single! What’s wrong with me?
– Mark McKinney
You don’t go dancing in the day. You don’t go golfing in the night.
It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
I’m nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!
I’m a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He’s the most talented one anyway.
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.