I think change is possible, but only for individuals who were never truly gay in the first place and who have a strong personal motivation to recover their heterosexuality. – Marilyn vos Savant
At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I’ve been in a generally good mood ever since. – Marilyn vos Savant
Know how and how much to tip people who expect gratuities, even in the case of poor service. – Marilyn vos Savant
Be able to recognize the dangerous snakes, spiders, insects, and plants that live in your area of the country. – Marilyn vos Savant
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. – Marilyn vos Savant
Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed? – Marilyn vos Savant
Play more than one game at a time. This is a painless way to learn how to do many things at once. – Marilyn vos Savant
People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. – Marilyn vos Savant
Be able to decline a date so gracefully that the person isn’t embarrassed that he or she asked. – Marilyn vos Savant
I suspect that some apparently homosexual people are really heterosexuals who deeply phobic about the opposite sex or have other emotional problems. – Marilyn vos Savant
No one would choose to be jerked randomly off task again and again until you have half a dozen things you’re trying to get done, all at the same time. – Marilyn vos Savant
Be able to notice all the confusion between fact and opinion that appears in the news. – Marilyn vos Savant
Attention-deficit disorders seem to abound in modern society, and we don’t know the cause. – Marilyn vos Savant
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope between the twin towers of New York’s World Trade Center. Intelligence is not trying. – Marilyn vos Savant
Be able to meet any deadline, even if your work is done less well than it would be if you had all the time you would have preferred. – Marilyn vos Savant